Was it just the bottle of wine I drank to myself this evening, or is this man seriously better looking with age?
Dream Job
Alright ladies and gentle-faces, I just got the sweetest job ever! I am now a pole dancing instructor. Imma teach all the ladies that it don’t matter who you are, you are one sexy motha fucka!
Seriously though, it’ll be so good to be in the studio, teaching girls that they look hot no matter who they are. I remember how much my pole dancing instructors made an impact in my world, and I’m super excited to do the same for other girls. My life is pretty sweet right now, except all the debt I went into to take my fiance to Disneyland… but that was a fucking sweet trip, so I can forgive my Master Card bill for being a little evil!
I need more marketable skills… instead I’m getting a Masters Degree!
As I continue to plug my way through the third Game of Thrones book I ask myself, who isn’t brutally killed?
I asked for an extension on my final paper due to the fact I have to vacate my dorm and therefore pack and move. My packing is done. My paper is 1000 words from finished (a cake-walk really). So the debate becomes whether or not to turn off the interwebs and crank out the last thing I will be judged on this semester… or do I procrastinate all day and finish it tomorrow.
I’d hate to get is all done early after I asked so nicely for that extension… I really am a time management ninja!
All existence is suffering
Suffering is a result of desire
There is cessation of suffering
And that my dear C3P0 is not wandering aimlessly through the desert… but rather following the Eight Fold Path.
Today I peed on a stick! Then the doctors told me I wasn’t pregnant so I had a small piece of plastic called and IUD inserted into my vagina! Doesn’t that sound like fun boys and girls? Now I’m feeling a bit crampy and awkward, but all in all it wasn’t a bad day for 5 years of pregnancy free sexcapades!
It’s 3AM and I have been awake for an hour. This cold totally has my brain warped. But I figure since I’m up I better work because I need all the brain functioning time that I can get… so by work I mean I read two Chapters of Game of Thrones: A Storm of Swords, and now I’m on Tumblr watching Jenna Marbles.
Seriously, I work now!
